Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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