Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I just sang beautiful by Christina Aguilera to a kebab. This is what my life has come to.
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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