well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
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