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You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Hey how're your balls?
Don't ever let me helicopter again.
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