like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
Randomize
