Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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