walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
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