wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
He asked if I wanted a dutch rudder. 1.) Who says that? 2.) How exactly does one do that with a girl?
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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