Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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