Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Randomize
