Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I just hooked up with a one legged Australian guy. Hooray diversity!
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
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