guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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