My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
Randomize
