dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
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