I only kidnapped one of them. chill
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
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