from now on my penis is your penis
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
THERE ARE SO MANY GREAT DICKS IN THE WORLD. HOW DID I NOT DISCOVER THIS SOONER!?
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
You were on the drunk bus swinging around on the pole when you decided you were hungry, so you pulled half a bagel out of your pants and ate it. Everyone stared at you, dumbfounded as to where it came from, and cheered
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
You ruined the universe
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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