Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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