just come out here and I will go home with you...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
it's like iHOP with fire
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
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