where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
My phone keeps autocorrecting to the "st. Natty's Day Parade" and I'm completely okay with that
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Getting so old my power naps are turning into, "can I reasonably just go to bed at this time?"
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