How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
There's always time for handjobs
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
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