well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
I felt so bad for you. Drunk Rachael wanted nothing more than to crawl into the cop car and give you a hug. Luckily Mollied/Barred out Rachael convinced Drunk Rachael this was a terrible idea. So I ran. I have your keys btw
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Will exercising make me less horny?
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