First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
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