Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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