Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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