Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I picked up a guy that night wearing a onesie. I kicked Xmas' ass
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
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