It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Well pulled into the driveway, and there she was. Kinda like a Vegas version of the mint on a pillow
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I would have rather been getting my vagina slowly waxed all day then be here.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
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