I just puked in an auto zone parking lot. I'm never eating peanut butter and red wine for dinner again.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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