We won't sleep together?
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
the night ended with taco bell and tears
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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