Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
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