I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
HE LEFT ME THE DAY AFTER I LET HIM PEE ON ME. If you date him after that, I'll leave the fucking PLANET.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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