Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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