do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Randomize
