If i could tip my vagina, i would.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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