We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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