Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Why are all the lights on in my house? Every single one. Someone should turn them off but I'm the only one here and I'm sure as hell not doin it.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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