Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Randomize
