last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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