You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
Shame - the story of my life.
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