Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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