When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
I saw the president of my women in business club at the bar last night...I was gonna thank her for teaching me the business skills to create my own fake to get in... then i decided not
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