I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
Ur dog was like a damn middle school chaperone this morning trying to lay between us after what he saw us do last night
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
He sat on me and said I owed him $10, when I asked why he just said "lap dance"
I could fuck to npr.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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