i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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