So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
i recognized the place by the puke stain i left on the pool table when i hooked up with his roommate.
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You know you're drunk when you're apologizing for your asshole at 4am to the toilet. Eat shit habanero bbq sauce, you've ruined my life.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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