Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
how many past hook-ups can i invite to go bar hopping with me for my b-day before it becomes a bad idea?
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Randomize
