quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
No but the chipped one is crooked now. Clearly I didn't use my hands to break my fall. I used my face
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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