They want to listen to Lady Gaga while they puke.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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