I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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