Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
I want her autograph on my taint
You're cordially invited to the love nest for alcoholic and aquatic adventures. Also known as an all expense paid trip to my pool, alcohol, and vagina.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
Exactly. This is the bit where I learn a heartwarming lesson about not making my drinks half vodka
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
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