the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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