if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
First and foremost she's my friend, but she's also a mistake I make when I'm drunk
Met my future wife peeing in the men's room. I stood in for the missing door on the stall. We really hit it off talking about how her butt didn't even touch the seat from all the years of squat lifting in high school.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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