i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
Too bad they don't have an emoji symbol for condoms and 99 cent tacos
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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