Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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