There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
my room smells like sperm. sweet.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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