Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Wait do we still get bagels if no one got laid
I know it doesn't seem right, but sometimes, bagels are just flat out called for.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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