he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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