you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Her tits are so fantastic they gave him a panic attack.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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