Whod you bang
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
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