just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
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